Tag: Halloween
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Apparently, I Turned Into White Trash This Month
While you all were spending the past month raving on about the latest things, like The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or how fun it is to zing someone with the saying “Sorry…not sorry!”, I was slowly, inexplicably turning into white trash. I know not the origins of this transformation; I only know that I haven’t been this mortified since I led a bus…
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October: One of The Top 12 Months
October…when the weather turns cooler (except for the half of the month where it’s warm and everyone says, “Wow, it’s unusually warm this month!” and I feel like saying, “Yeah, umm…this is like the seventh year in a row you’ve mentioned this.”). Anyway, there’s a lot of stuff that’s specific to October. Much of it…