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Harry2016-05-01T19:23:16+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2011/12/27/odds-ends-or-a-lame-excuse-for-not-actually-writing-an-article/https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thumbnail-aspx5.jpegthumbnail.aspxhttps://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thumbnail-aspx4.jpegthumbnail.aspxhttps://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/peta.jpgPETA2016-02-19T08:01:42+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2015/12/31/a-not-really-a-review-of-the-force-awakens/https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stormtrooper.jpgstormtrooper2016-01-17T02:59:42+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2012/07/19/improper-context/2015-12-26T07:52:36+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2012/10/05/tepid-questions-part-ii/2015-11-27T07:48:21+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2012/12/17/remake-these-movies/2015-11-27T01:58:52+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2012/12/21/this-week-in-embarrassing-wikipedia-excerpts/https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/urkelbot.jpgUrkelbot2015-10-25T17:18:48+00:00monthlyhttps://geoffwondering.com/2013/03/11/falling-out-of-love-with-sports/https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jim-boeheim.jpgJim 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mind of the individual who enlarges and frames the ultrasound of a baby. I do wonder, however, how one goes from that moment of unbridled mirth where they go to the trouble of commemorating their impending arrival to dumping it at Goodwill without even bothering to remove it from the frame. Perhaps it's part of Mallory Burch's parents' unending quest to cleanse her from their lives!https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/college.jpgCollegeMaybe it's me, but it seems like the dude on the left is really planning on making the most of college...by attempting the often-rumored-but-rarely-attempted "double copped feel."https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/van-peebles.jpgVan PeeblesI'm not one for making predictions, but I think Mario Van Peebles can get comfy in his binhttps://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ghost-clowns1.jpgGhost ClownsYikes! Is this monstrosity out of the John Wayne Gacy retrospective?! On some level, I admire the gusto of the artist. Most of us don't possess the creativity to combine every child's greatest fears on one canvas. https://geoffwondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/trophy.jpgTrophyMallory Burch's parents had better hope she doesn't happen by this treasure from her childhood. 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