Geoff Wondering

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." (Robert Frost)

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  • 5 Epiphanies You Have At 36

    1.) The music of Bruce Hornsby suddenly stirs your soul. 2.) You curse your favorite baseball team for signing an over-the-hill player… and he’s 2 years younger than you. 3.) A current first-year college student was born in 1993 – the year you started college. 4.) They are remaking the classic movies of your youth.…

    goldread

    2012-02-12
    Rants
  • There’s No Saving The Pro Bowl. Or Is There?

    It’s nothing new under the Hawaiian sun that the NFL Pro Bowl has, for years, failed miserably to achieve its main objective: to entertain fans (that sentence may be an early contender for Understatement of 2012). For as long as my NFL memory stretches, the game has at its best been watchable for about a…

    goldread

    2012-02-11
    Rants, Sports
  • Common Myths Debunked. Thank Me Later.

    In recent years, I’ve become interested in dispelling myths. Well, not me personally – that takes a lot of effort and enterprise, two qualities that wax and wane greatly within me. But I am possessed with discovering the story behind the story when it comes to commonly held beliefs. And by discovering, I mean performing…

    goldread

    2012-02-09
    Rants
    Bronson Pinchot
  • Things You Absolutely Must Remember Leading Up To The Super Bowl

    Don’t worry! I know there’s endless analysis out there, so I’m keeping this under 500 words. 1.) It’s the Super Bowl, not the Superbowl. 2.) Much- and I mean MUCH- will be made about Eli Manning’s leap to elite status. To be fair, he has been sublime at times this season. However, the emergence of…

    goldread

    2012-01-25
    Sports
    Archie Manning, Bill Belichick, December, Eli Manning, February, Giselle Bundchen, Hakeem Nicks, Indianapolis, NBC, New England Patriots, New York Giants, P Diddy, Peyton Manning, Rob Gronkowski, Super Bowl, The Voice, Tom Coughlin, Victor Cruz, Washington Redskins
  • Why “Friends” Still Seems Fresh

    Saying that network television has been circling the drain for awhile is a bit like calling sports-related concussion data mildly unsettling. The Big Four as currently constituted are nothing more than a mishmash of reality shows, crime procedurals, tepid comedies, talent shows and – my personal favorite – talent show results episodes. Recently, I’ve caught a few…

    goldread

    2012-01-16
    Entertainment, TV
  • They really oughtta do something about…

    local TV news. With every fear-mongering tease and half-hearted stab at actual journalism, I am reminded of the SNL skit from years ago with Jerry Seinfeld where they parodied a local newscast- “There’s a killer on the lose in your neighborhood! We’ll tell you where at 11!” athletes trying to act. The latest damning evidence…

    goldread

    2012-01-06
    Rants
    Charles Barkley, First Four, Jerry Seinfeld, NCAA, NCAA Basketball Tournament, New York Knicks, Paul Rudd, Saturday Night Live, The Washington Post, United States
  • Odds & Ends (Or, A Lame Excuse For Not Actually Writing A Post)

    The “random thoughts” column has been around for awhile. Normally given a moniker like “odds & ends” or “clearing out the desk drawer,” it’s basically an excuse for a columnist to throw out a bunch of disjointed observations and opinions in lieu of actually expending the energy to craft a coherent piece. It seems that…

    goldread

    2011-12-27
    Pop Culture, Rants
    Christmas, Facebook, Midnight in Paris, PETA, Tampax, Woody Allen
  • A Post About Movie Posters

    Take a look at any movie poster from the early ’80s or ’70s and one thing stands out- they’re incredibly wordy. Whereas nowadays there’s just a short tagline, back then they threw paragraphs on there. Seriously, sometimes it looks like they stapled the entire script to the poster. I understand that we all have the…

    goldread

    2010-12-09
    Entertainment, Movies, Rants
    Alan Bates, An Unmarried Woman, Jill Clayburgh, Local Hero, The Devils
  • Wasn’t The Afterschool Special Special?

        There are many relics from yesteryear that I (and in many cases, only I) look upon with fondness. The USFL. Music videos on MTV. Using my phone as, well, a phone. Whatever became of of the Afterschool Special? Growing up is hard, but this anthology of angst set us straight on the whatnots of adolescence, serving up…

    goldread

    2010-02-09
    Entertainment, Pop Culture, TV
    1975, Afterschool Special, Amanda Wyss, Beau Bridges, Better Off Dead, CBS Schoolbreak Special, Christopher Knight, Dana Plato, Escape From Witch Mountain, Eve Plumb, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Happy Days, John Cusack, Judge Reinhold, Largo Woodruff, My Dad Lives in a Downtown Hotel, Pssst! Hammerman’s After You!, Rob Lowe, Sarah’s Summer of The Swans, Schoolboy Father, Scott Baio, She Drinks a Little, The Brady Bunch, USFL
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