Geoff Wondering

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." (Robert Frost)

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  • Pucking Canadian TV

    Were I to write a post about great Canadian television shows, it would be mercifully brief. As it is, you won’t need to set aside much time to drink in this dispatch. But the list of “impactful” series from our neighbors to the north (I hate myself for using this phrase) isn’t extensive. I’m seeing…

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    2017-02-28
    Uncategorized
  • The Briefest Super Bowl Analysis You’ll Read This Week

    The two weeks of buildup to the Super Bowl is excruciating for many reasons — perhaps the most prominent among them being the over-analysis of the game. The media have many hours to fill and columns to file, so every angle is examined down to the technique of the backup longsnapper. What eventually happens is…

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    2017-01-31
    Uncategorized
  • Hot Takes on Youth Sports!

    I have two daughters, Molly, 8, and Maddy, 11. They’ve each participated in sports since they were 5. The girls enjoy it all: the action, the camaraderie, the competition, donning uniforms, the snacks, the whole shebang. This delights me to no end for a variety of reasons: I love sports; it’s great exercise; the kids learn the value of hard…

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    2016-12-31
    Uncategorized
  • I’m All For “Homoppression”

    I’m a bit of a word nerd. It would be weird if I were not, given my line of work. Showing no interest in words would be like a president who neglects his interpersonal skills, right? I especially like delving into the definitions of words and comparing them with their daily parlance. For instance, “fantastic” used to refer to something…

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    2016-11-30
    Current Events
    Adam Carolla, Canadian Review of Sociology, Dennis Hiebert
  • Sex Spam Sender Signatures Seem Strange

    I think we can all agree that the email spam folder is a godsend. It separates the wheat of actual messages from known senders from the chaff of marketing ploys for reverse mortgages and financial entreaties from rando scammers “in peril” in Chad. However, I’ve found out the hard way that sometimes messages from some of my writing and editing clients…

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    2016-10-31
    Rants, Technology
    Chad, Star Wars
  • The 20 Best Songs From ’80s Movie Soundtracks Like, Ever

    I’m not good at writing about music (do I know how to sell the hell out of blog post, or what?). For one thing, I know next to nothing about the intricacies of the art form, comparing an artist’s work to others, divining the meaning behind lyrics, blah, blah, blah. As the old saying goes,…

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    2016-09-21
    ’80s, ’80s music, Entertainment, Movies, Pop Culture
    After All, Against All Odds, Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now), Arthur’s Theme, Back To The Future, Berlin, Beverly Hills Cop II, Bonnie Tyler, Caddyshack 2, Central Park, Chances Are, Cher, Christopher Cross, Cyndi Lauper, Dan Hartman, Danger Zone, David Foster, Don’t You (Forget About Me), Dudley Moore, Fame, Flashdance, Flashdance…What a Feeling, Footloose, For Your Eyes Only, Giorgio Moroder, Good Enuf, Holding Out For a Hero, Huey Lewis & The News, I Can Dream About You, Irene Cara, Is It Love, It Might Be You, John Parr, Keith Forsey, Kenny Loggins, Love Theme From St. Elmo’s Fire, Madonna, Michael McDonald, Mr. Mister, Nobody’s Fool, Peter Cetera, Randy Quaid, Richard Marx, Robert Stack, Rock ‘N Roll Hall of Fame, Rocky IV, Running Scared, Sheena Easton, Simple Minds, St. Elmo’s Fire, Stakeout, Stephen Bishop, Sweet Freedom, Take My Breath Away, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, To Live and Die in LA, Tootsie, Top Gun, Toto, Triple Crown, Wang Chung, Welcome To The Real World, Who’s That Girl
  • Illegal Dumping: A Cautionary Tale

    The recently-concluded Olympiad went pretty much as expected. There was the requisite “American swimmers allegedly get robbed at gunpoint, but wait, they fabricated it and actually vandalized a gas station restroom, and now look bad for painting Rio in a poor light, which the nation is obviously sensitive about, but really, how is it okay…

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    2016-07-31
    Sports, Stories
    2002, 2016 Olympics, Boston, Earth Day, Jeep Cherokee, Kmart, Massachusetts, Medford, PlayStation, Rio de Janeiro, Ryan Lochte, US Women’s Gymnastics Team, Usain Bolt
  • No, Finding Dory Is Not Good

    I know I’m a bit late to the party writing about a movie that was released almost two weeks ago (I saw Dory the day after it came out), but sometimes I like to let a moviegoing experience marinate for awhile. In our “hot take” society, we throw out instantaneous reactions to everything because, well, Twitter/Snapchat/Facebook.…

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    2016-06-30
    Entertainment, Movies, Rants
    Albert Brooks, Buzz Lightyear, Cars, Doc Hollywood, Ellen DeGeneres, Facebook, Finding Dory, Finding Nemo, Great Pacific garbage patch, John Lasseter, Mr. Wrong, Pauline Kael, Pixar, Snapchat, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Toy Story, Twitter, Woody
  • When Nostalgia Turns To Horror

    I made a long-overdue visit to my family in Tucson this past week. As a proud native New Englander, I sometimes shake my head that in disbelief my entire immediate family now calls the western U.S. home. But, I’m one of them, soooo…anyway, my mother was giving me a tour of her new house. It’s…

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    2016-05-31
    Parenting, Rants
    Father’s Day, Tucson, Yale
  • One Man’s Odyssey For A Cheap Haircut

    Driving through Southeast Portland last week, an almost ineffable feeling hit me. It was initially a slight irritation, growing more persistent as the minutes crawled on. Annoyance soon gave way to quiet desperation. Eventually, I could ignore it no longer. Okay, I know this lead-up might be giving some of you false hope that I’m describing the…

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    2016-04-30
    Rants
    BMW, Brad Pitt, Dumb and Dumber, Fight Club, Hyundai, Jim Carrey, Julia Roberts, Kalifornia, Michael J. Fox, People, Portland, Southeast Portland, Teen Wolf
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