I’m Geoff, a freelance copywriter/editor, beer drinker and recovering stay-at-home dad in Portland, Oregon. I constantly make random observations (okay, thinly-veiled complaints) about everyday life, maintain an unhealthy interest in trivia, and nurture an obsession with pop culture (only the cool parts). I started this blog with $17.95 and a dream. Not to cast aspersions, but most blogs kind of suck. I’ll do everything in my power to make sure that this one doesn’t. I promise not to force-feed you quirkiness and to always be original; if you’re entertained, so much the better. In my spare time I enjoy hitting the gym, following the Boston sports teams, collecting soccer jerseys and performing with my Color Me Badd tribute band, Color Me Bad. And no, I don’t know why my picture’s so enormous, either.